Analytical Discussion of Documentary (ADD)

I really haven't actually written much here on this blog. I suppose I should. Most of what I've sent so far is just pictures taken from my cellular telephone device.......

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.

So I shall write about blogs.

Not mine, necessarily. Get ready, and you'd best hold on to your edible pants.

A blog is not so much a blog as it is a museum or a window looking into the soul. (However, you'd best look away from mine soon, because most people can't stand the sight of severe amalgamations of ceramic urns filled with Prattles and Wigs Ice Cream: Limited Tomato Licorice Edition for too long.)

As for these portals into one's feelings and emotions, I have this to say: Do people post their minds on their electronic sleeves to brag, or to vent, or to disturb others? This question has been plaguing mankind (and indeed, lemurkind) for untold millennia. When the first microorganism oozed forth from the primordial soup, I believe its first sentient thought---nay, its first base instinct---was:

"I wonder how many hits my blog site will have by Tuesday."

That's the fullness of my ranting for now. May you choke on my ineffable wisdom, for it will give you more time to mull it over.

Classroom Clash

Reading in class? That's called heresy, young man!!

Dibtorian Officer

Dibtorians are humanoid creatures with canine features. I wonder how they feel about leash laws.

Draggin'

Could you please pass the red colored pencil?

Where

Where have I seen this field before...?

Dead

Dead birds tell no tales...or maybe they do, but this poor guy didn't want to say anything to me.