"I am Spggfins or Trombatore. The tribute tax to Orcanfint the melodious was unpaid for three eblongs and a spig more to boot. It is required that you donate your woman, your beefy chest, or some hair extensions to prevent instant annihilation by the sniblizoof goon squad"
After rescuing Princess Annabelle Anna Juliette Kristina Badgerbarn the Pretty, Inju is stopped by the reticent-yet-persuasive thrull, Dorian. Dorian was made from the slag of zsaozsotised wiggling krumps and therefore smells of a strangely-sweet variety of skunk excrement. Dorian hopes to cover up his reekful aroma by thieving the princess and cooking her into an anti-stench potion which he shall drink. Inju must decide whether he wants to continue rescuing the princess and obtain the 10,000 gold reward (and possibly ask for her hand in marriage) or give her to Dorian and recieve a basket full of magical shears that will cut the platinum fleece of the three-winged Skygoats.
Stones, then rocks, then boulders, pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you. -Douglas Adams, Life, The Universe, And Everything
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"I am Spggfins or Trombatore. The tribute tax to Orcanfint the melodious was unpaid for three eblongs and a spig more to boot. It is required that you donate your woman, your beefy chest, or some hair extensions to prevent instant annihilation by the sniblizoof goon squad"
After rescuing Princess Annabelle Anna Juliette Kristina Badgerbarn the Pretty, Inju is stopped by the reticent-yet-persuasive thrull, Dorian. Dorian was made from the slag of zsaozsotised wiggling krumps and therefore smells of a strangely-sweet variety of skunk excrement. Dorian hopes to cover up his reekful aroma by thieving the princess and cooking her into an anti-stench potion which he shall drink. Inju must decide whether he wants to continue rescuing the princess and obtain the 10,000 gold reward (and possibly ask for her hand in marriage) or give her to Dorian and recieve a basket full of magical shears that will cut the platinum fleece of the three-winged Skygoats.
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